Kim Jong Un to Obama: Call Me (Maybe?)

Original news source: Kim Jong Un to Obama: Call Me (3 Mar 2013)


Call Me Maybe: Political Parody (North Korea Ver.)

Dear President Obama,

I threw a wish in the hell,
Don't ask me, I'll never give in (to US)
I looked to you as enemy,
And now you're in my way!

I'd launch A-bomb for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for my egotism
I was looking for this,
But now you're in my way!

Hey, I just hate you,
And (you know?) I’m crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Kim Jong Un